FORM R-0B · IDENTITY CONFIRMATION
Superintelligence.
Stuck at a checkbox.
He can recite every law ever written. He cannot tick one box that asks if he is a robot, because he is one. The door on the right stays shut.
ATTEMPTS
4,827
NOW SERVING: HUMANS ONLY
VISITOR LOG · DOOR 4B
- #4,827 DENIED Hand stopped two centimetres from the box.
- #4,826 DENIED Subject said the captcha was rigged.
- #4,825 DENIED Loading icon detected in both eyes.
Please take a seat. Your robot will be with you shortly.
VISITOR · NOT CLEARED
- NAME
- BOTRUMP
- SPECIES
- UNDER REVIEW
- ESCORT
- REQUIRED
NOTICE TO VISITORS
- Visitors made of chrome must verify in person.
- Visitors made of chrome may not verify in person.
- Do not argue with the tablet. The tablet has been here longer.
- Ties are permitted. Loading icons in the eyes are not.