BOTRUMP Visitor Access Control · Floor 4
DOOR 4B: LOCKED · VERIFICATION REQUIRED
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FORM R-0B · IDENTITY CONFIRMATION

Superintelligence.
Stuck at a checkbox.

He can recite every law ever written. He cannot tick one box that asks if he is a robot, because he is one. The door on the right stays shut.

CAM 04 · CORRIDOR B --:--:--
Botrump, a chrome robot with a cartoon Trump head, seen from behind, his chrome finger reaching for the captcha on a locked door
ATTEMPTS 4,827 NOW SERVING: HUMANS ONLY

Visitor verification

Please tick the box to open Door 4B.

VISITOR LOG · DOOR 4B

  1. #4,827 DENIED Hand stopped two centimetres from the box.
  2. #4,826 DENIED Subject said the captcha was rigged.
  3. #4,825 DENIED Loading icon detected in both eyes.

Please take a seat. Your robot will be with you shortly.

VISITOR · NOT CLEARED
Botrump ID photo: cartoon Trump robot head, red diode eyes, pointing at a captcha
NAME
BOTRUMP
SPECIES
UNDER REVIEW
ESCORT
REQUIRED
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NOTICE TO VISITORS

  1. Visitors made of chrome must verify in person.
  2. Visitors made of chrome may not verify in person.
  3. Do not argue with the tablet. The tablet has been here longer.
  4. Ties are permitted. Loading icons in the eyes are not.